While everyone else is blessing-their-mess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-the-rest-of-us by Brass Monkey includes everything you need (besides the patience): an embroidery hoop, needle, Aida cloth, and all the floss you could possibly want. 

Details:

• Features a 6" bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, and a needle.
• Includes all the thread you'll need to complete the design on the front of the box.
• Comes with a design guide–and tutorial instructions suitable for beginners & experts alike.
• The outer box measures 7.6" square by 1.64" deep.