While everyone else is blessing their mess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-the-rest-of-us includes everything you need (besides the patience): an embroidery hoop, needle, Aida cloth, and all the floss you could possibly want. That's what they call the thread… you'll have to provide your own dental care supplies.

Product Details:

• Features a 6" bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, and a needle.
• Includes all the thread you'll need to complete the design on the front of the box. There might even be a bit left over–friendship bracelets, anyone?
• Comes with a design guide– and tutorial instructions suitable for beginners & experts alike (but the experts will likely judge us).
• Box Measurements:: 7.6" square by 1.64" deep